10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com