10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare