10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for loners.