10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders