10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.