10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier