10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare