10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fold and live to fold again
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."