10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.