10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth