10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]