10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.