10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.