10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fold and live to fold again
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have