10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com