10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'