10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is