10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.