10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...