10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."