10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!