10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.