10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers