10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel