10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss