10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Fold and live to fold again
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.