10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?