10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."