10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fold and live to fold again
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977