10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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