10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.