10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.