10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die