10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.