10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• It's Free To Fold...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters