10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi