10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!