10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"