10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-