10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom