10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.