10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer