10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.