10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."