10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.