10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.