10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson