10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---