10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Welcome to kicker school
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.