10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill